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"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

Killing time, and vice versa....

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Botox."