Tetherball Champion Pillows

Astronaut Tetherball

"A little help, please."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

Man and dog on treadmills.

An angry barbecue.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Jungle Games

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Space Hopper Rodeo

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

We're sorry, all lines are currently busy. Please continue holding for the next available recorded message.

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'

They never did find any weapons of mass destruction...

'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'

'I got it for potty training.'

"My day job is usually working in equations, but in my free time I enjoy playing games."

What do you want me to hit next?

Captain Pointy No.40 - Boomerang Darts

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

"The top row shows the floor you want...and the bottom shows number of pounds you'd lose if you walked instead"

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

"Ok lads, not a word about the darts tournament. . . As far as our wives are concerned, we've been at a loot and plunderer seminar in Oslo."

Just as a matter of interest, how long have you been on hold?