Test Anxiety Master Gifts

"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Free-Floating Anxiety

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Hypochondria Hospital

"Pencil eraser."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"You call that worrying?"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Executive Panic Room.

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'Special Delivery!'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Parental Anxiety

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"