Test Anxiety Master Pillows

"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Pencil eraser."

Hypochondria Hospital

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'Special Delivery!'

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Executive Panic Room.

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Parental Anxiety

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"