Terroir Trail Seeker Gifts

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"Hey. . . in use!"

Orienteering 101

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Groundhog Day.

"Skunk! How is it?"

Black Forest Collectibles.

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Tourists

"I'm not cooking that thing!"