Terroir Trail Seeker T-Shirts

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

Confusing directions.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Orienteering 101

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

Groundhog Day.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Skunk! How is it?"

Black Forest Collectibles.

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'