Terroir Theorist T-Shirts

Express their wine passion with fun and clever terroir-inspired t-shirts. Great for casual outings, wine tastings, or just relaxing at home in style.

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'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

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Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork. mockup

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

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Capital

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"Hints of migrant workers on the nose." mockup

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

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"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying." mockup

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

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'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.' mockup

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

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'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!' mockup

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

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"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything." mockup

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

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"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!" mockup

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

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'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

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"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

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Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook. mockup

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

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Castaway with nothing to do.

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'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?' mockup

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

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Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe. mockup

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

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"I miss handshakes"

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'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations' mockup

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

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Ponderosa

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"I miss the days of classical western thought."

"I miss the days of classical western thought." mockup

"I miss the days of classical western thought."

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"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it." mockup

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

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"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn." mockup

"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

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"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet." mockup

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."

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"This is from my 'white period' the period before I could afford paint."

"This is from my 'white period' the period before I could afford paint." mockup

"This is from my 'white period' the period before I could afford paint."

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"It's a stunning example of the absence of traditional art as a paradigm of a new way of viewing the essence of a new zeitgeist..." "Er...do you think we should tell him that we haven't hung the picture yet?"

"It's a stunning example of the absence of traditional art as a paradigm of a new way of viewing the essence of a new zeitgeist..." "Er...do you think we should tell him that we haven't hung the picture yet?"

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