Terroir Theorist T-Shirts

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Capital

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

Worrying about college costs isn't helping. Let's get to work. I'll take that customer. Tree's Tree Nursery. That was a good start toward college! Indeed. Another 25 hydrangeas and we'll almost have enough for your first botony textbook.

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"I miss handshakes"

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

Ponderosa

"I miss the days of classical western thought."

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."

"This is from my 'white period' the period before I could afford paint."

"It's a stunning example of the absence of traditional art as a paradigm of a new way of viewing the essence of a new zeitgeist..." "Er...do you think we should tell him that we haven't hung the picture yet?"

"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

"I still prefer the old fashioned universities."

The men thing...

'Since married couples are a statistical minority, I now pronounce you an endangered species.'

Border Drones

"I'm not illegal, I am expediting my immigration status."