Territorial Army Member Pillows

Banting in the Yeomanry

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Human males marking territory.

Submariners' Eye Test.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The Salivation army.

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"I liked the one that saluted."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"He wants to be a Navy Seal when he grows up."

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Considerate Attention