Territorial Army Member Mugs

Banting in the Yeomanry

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Human males marking territory.

Submariners' Eye Test.

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The Salivation army.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"I liked the one that saluted."

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

"He wants to be a Navy Seal when he grows up."

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Considerate Attention