Territory Titan Mugs

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

The household cavalry

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Football.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Cleaning Lockers.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"I see you have experience marking territory."

Congratulations for male runner

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Spinout!'

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

Please pick up after your kid

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'