Track Titan Mugs

'Let's go, let's go! Get back on the track!'

'Do you have a gun permit?'

'Spinout!'

Michael Schumacher

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Very tall runner leaps over shorter runner.

Congratulations for male runner

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

National Academy of Sport

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Man running

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Football.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

Stop the big guy!

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."