Deployed Military Member Pillows

'Farewell, Allies, and don't worry. . . I've got your back!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Trump

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'At ease, soldier.'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Military style hedgehog

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Totalitarian Humour

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'