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'Farewell, Allies, and don't worry. . . I've got your back!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Trump

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

'At ease, soldier.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Totalitarian Humour

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Military style hedgehog

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'