Terrier Tribune Gifts

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

JET (Part I)

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'Inflated gloom!'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

Sally Jessy Raphael

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

"Dang, Jennifer Lopez is, like, on her 93rd boyfriend! At this rate...she'll get to me in 13.3 years!"

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

If you buy that magazine, the paparazzi win. Celebrity Couples.