Tax Tribune Gifts

Paradise Papers

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Taxes

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

IRS. They are both inevitable but at least the IRS grants extensions.

Are You a Welfare Leech?

IRS. Pay Taxes Here. It's the amount owe

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense

Accounting Fantasy Camp

'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'

You're living in the past, sir. We closed that loophole years ago.

I.R.S. offering 'chicken soup for the taxpayers soul'.

Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.

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"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

'You've had everything else, so I suppose that now you want blood.'

Man confronts death and taxes at the same time.

'Don't feel so bad about this. I'll give you a receipt for tax purposes.'

'How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

Good heavens, what's a girl who looks like Kim Basinger doing working in an Inland Revenue office?

Internal Revenue Service.

"See, Jimmy? If they give a big tax cut to the wealthy, those guys'll feel good and have us come fix their roof and stuff."