Tax Pundit Gifts

IRS. They are both inevitable but at least the IRS grants extensions.

"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

"After state and federal, you get just one wish, and it's half -off chicken wings."

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Honest Boris

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

The Jose Padilla Experience

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Torturing the English Language

U.S. Credit Rating

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."