Taxation Think-tank Gifts

'You've had everything else, so I suppose that now you want blood.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'Keep a lid on it!'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! I'm a grad student pursuing my PhD. in robotics. Under the recent tax plan that passed the House, I'd have to count my tuition waiver as income, even though I never received any actual money. This would put me in a higher tax bracket and I'd have to drop out because I could never afford to pay those taxes. Good riddance, Poindexter. Science is nothing but gobbledygook anyway. Studies have shown that's not the case.

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

'My teacher says that your tax cut favors the rich.'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

'What would be the point to be super-rich if we're super-taxed?'

Parking meter holdup

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

You hid your money offshore to avoid taxes? Not just that … Years ago, after exhaustive research, I concluded that our entire socio-economic apparatus would collapse in an orgy of chaos and food-rioting, due to the unsustainable burden of our welfare culture. I started squirreling away my profits, as soon as that communist got elected president. Biden is not a communist. I was talking about Reagan.