Taxation Think-tank Pillows

'You've had everything else, so I suppose that now you want blood.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'Keep a lid on it!'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

'My teacher says that your tax cut favors the rich.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

'What would be the point to be super-rich if we're super-taxed?'

Parking meter holdup

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

'Is capital punishment the same as wealth tax?'

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"