Tax Theorist Gifts

To the Barricades

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

Internal Revenue Service: All the Bucks Stop Here.

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Parking meter holdup