Tax Law Skeptic Gifts

'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

Internal Revenue Service: All the Bucks Stop Here.

In the loop we trust.

'Is capital punishment the same as wealth tax?'

Honk if you favour military tribunals for tax delinquents....

Results: a decade of tax cuts for the wealthy...

'If my weasel of a husband files as head of household, it's tax fraud.'

"Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax. Not having to pay it."

IRS, 'About this new tax plan -- I'd like to volunteer to be in the control group.'

I.R.S: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.'

"Don't worry son, there are no such things as vampires, wish I could say the same about Gordon Brown..."

"Saaay, aren't you the I.R.S. guy who audited me last week?"

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

To the Barricades

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'Let's see - I'll need better education and healthcare. . . did I mention I can't afford any of this.'

'Don't worry, 28 of my salary goes to the government, so I decided to work 72 of the time.'

Is this all you earned? We're fighting a war to protect your right to earn more.

"It's the bill for our pay rise."

'No comment, no comment...'

'My speech on Accounts Receivable Pertaining to 3rd Quarter Tax Law Revisions. Sex it up.'