Taxes Skeptic Gifts

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"So we have met before..."

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

IRS, 'If bribing a Congressman isn't a legitimate business expense, what would be?'

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Parking meter holdup

Eternal Revenue Service. Now I understand why you can't take it with you.

IRS, 'Remember back when 'debt to society' referred to criminals?'

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'