Taxes Skeptic Pillows

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"So we have met before..."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Budget reaction.

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

IRS, 'If bribing a Congressman isn't a legitimate business expense, what would be?'

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Parking meter holdup

'Is capital punishment the same as wealth tax?'

'This sin tax package of yours... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'