Taxation Skeptic Pillows

"It's the bill for our pay rise."

Is this all you earned? We're fighting a war to protect your right to earn more.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"So we have met before..."

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

IRS, 'If bribing a Congressman isn't a legitimate business expense, what would be?'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Parking meter holdup