Taxation Cynic Pillows

Add humor to their home or office with pillows featuring clever takes on tax season frustrations. A soft way to show their cynicism and save some space for laughter.

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"If that was a 'cut,' I wonder what a tax hike looks like."

"If that was a 'cut,' I wonder what a tax hike looks like." mockup

"If that was a 'cut,' I wonder what a tax hike looks like."

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Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return. mockup

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

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'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!' mockup

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

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'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.' mockup

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

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IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'. mockup

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

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'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.' mockup

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

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'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.' mockup

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

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"Look at that – they’re retreating!" mockup

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

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You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet! mockup

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

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"So we have met before..."

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"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions." mockup

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

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'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?' mockup

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

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Budget reaction.

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'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.' mockup

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

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Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!' mockup

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

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'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.' mockup

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

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"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp." mockup

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

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'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''! mockup

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

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'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.' mockup

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

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'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!' mockup

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

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"I now represent both death and taxes." mockup

"I now represent both death and taxes."

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Stimulus bust

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'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.' mockup

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

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'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.' mockup

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

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PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.' mockup

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

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Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

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irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.' mockup

irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

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'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'

'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.' mockup

'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'

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"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!" mockup

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

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'I feel sure I'm paying too little tax, who do I see about it?'

'I feel sure I'm paying too little tax, who do I see about it?' mockup

'I feel sure I'm paying too little tax, who do I see about it?'

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Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes mockup

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

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"It's not fair that we have to pay taxes on something we don't have - last year's income."

"It's not fair that we have to pay taxes on something we don't have - last year's income." mockup

"It's not fair that we have to pay taxes on something we don't have - last year's income."

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'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!' mockup

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

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'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!' mockup

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

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Taxation Cynic Pillows Collection

Taxation Cynic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the taxation cynic. Perfect for adding a humorous touch to their morning routine.

Taxation Cynic Prints

Browse our art prints for the taxation cynic. Add a witty splash to their decor with designs that celebrate their humor about taxes.

Taxation Cynic T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts for the taxation cynic. Witty and comfortable, these shirts are perfect for showcasing their humorous take on taxes.