Tax Critic Pillows

'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'

"I guess the government spends most of our tax money on defense and the rest is just 'crazy money'."

"OK...gimme all my money!"

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Panama Papers Scandal

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"So we have met before..."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Footing The Bill

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

Budget reaction.

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'