Tax Policy Critic Pillows

'Could you make it a dollar and four cents, sir?- The Government says I have to collect sales tax.'

'I wont pay taxes but I'll create a lot of jobs...'

"So we have met before..."

?20 tax breaks for married couples - 'If we got married we could afford to binge drink.'

Stephen Harper tells a joke.

"So are we putting him down as economically inactive?"

Panama Papers Scandal

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

IRS, 'If bribing a Congressman isn't a legitimate business expense, what would be?'

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

'They're getting serious about the budget deficit.'

Parking meter holdup

Honk if you favour military tribunals for tax delinquents....

"Calling a tax increase a 'tax increase' is dangerous! It undercuts the government's historical right to create misleading 'spin'."

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Fair Tax

'If you don't extend my friend's huge tax cuts, the little guy's tax cuts will remain doubvtful!'

Rise of the Econotraitors

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

I.R.S: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.'

"Don't worry son, there are no such things as vampires, wish I could say the same about Gordon Brown..."

Are You a Welfare Leech?

'We will take form the middle class and the poor. . . and give it to the rich!'

The national burden...

'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'