Fiscal Policy Critic Pillows

Criticism of Inflationary Proposals in Response to 'Panic' of 1873 Market Downturn

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

Milk Carton: Have you seen my hard earned taxes?

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"So we have met before..."

Footing The Bill

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Stimulus bust

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'It's your debt to society.'

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

Euro crisis bailout.

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

Cost of Terror.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

E.U. Health Farm

"Here's my idea. First we privatize everything. Then we fire everyone. Then we give ourselves bonuses for frugality."

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'

'Speculation, speculation, speculation!'