Fiscal Policy Critic Prints

Fiscal Hypochondria

Rise of the Econotraitors

Criticism of Inflationary Proposals in Response to 'Panic' of 1873 Market Downturn

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

Milk Carton: Have you seen my hard earned taxes?

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"So we have met before..."

Footing The Bill

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Stimulus bust

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'It's your debt to society.'

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Cost of Terror.

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Euro crisis bailout.

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

E.U. Health Farm

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

"Here's my idea. First we privatize everything. Then we fire everyone. Then we give ourselves bonuses for frugality."