Taxation Critic Pillows

Parking meter holdup

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

'The government shut down - no big deal! Now if they could only shut down the IRS...'

Panama Papers Scandal

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"So we have met before..."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Budget reaction.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

IRS, 'If bribing a Congressman isn't a legitimate business expense, what would be?'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

Big government pig