Tax System Critic Pillows

IRS, 'If bribing a Congressman isn't a legitimate business expense, what would be?'

"Of course as a member of parliament you can write off pyjamas as working clothes."

Panama Papers Scandal

"So we have met before..."

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

Big government pig

'They're getting serious about the budget deficit.'

Parking meter holdup

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

I.R.S: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.'

"Don't worry son, there are no such things as vampires, wish I could say the same about Gordon Brown..."

The national burden...

'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'

'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'

'You lot are wrong - he's fit enough to get back up there!'

'Isn't it nice to see Mother getting involved in something...'

"If that was a 'cut,' I wonder what a tax hike looks like."

"So are we putting him down as economically inactive?"

?20 tax breaks for married couples - 'If we got married we could afford to binge drink.'

'The government shut down - no big deal! Now if they could only shut down the IRS...'

"I've noticed that our tax system trends to favor bigger, meaner citizens."

Is this all you earned? We're fighting a war to protect your right to earn more.

"It's the bill for our pay rise."

'I wont pay taxes but I'll create a lot of jobs...'

"Ooooh...!! Now I get it! When we talked about lower taxes, you thought that meant you..."

Stephen Harper tells a joke.

Debt is a tax with interest added on.