Tax Cynic Gifts

IRS, 'Remember back when 'debt to society' referred to criminals?'

World Ends April 15th: 'Tell me something I don't already know.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

New Improved I.R.S.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'