Tax Theory Thinker Gifts

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

IRS, 'Two jobs? -- Oh, the greedy type, eh?'

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

Internal Revenue Service: All the Bucks Stop Here.

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

"Sin tax? I love it."

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.