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National Liberty and Tax Codes.

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

Budget reaction.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

IRS, 'Two jobs? -- Oh, the greedy type, eh?'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

'This sin tax package of yours... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

"Since I never actually go to the gym, can I deduct the membership fees as a charitable contribution?"