Tax Theorists T-Shirts

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

Budget reaction.

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

'This sin tax package of yours... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

'Is capital punishment the same as wealth tax?'

"Sin tax? I love it."