Tent Terrors Lovers Gifts

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Glastonbury. After.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"It looks brighter over there!"

A gift to complete the man cave.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

I, Scream.

"You look good for your age."

Tentacle attacking diver.

'It started out as a pup tent, but it ended up as some sort of homage to Frank Gehry.'

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Husband sleeps in a tent next to his wife in the family bed

'Fortunately Dr Frankenstein obtained the grant fot me to see you.'

Vampire batting with bats hanging off of bat.

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

'I hardly slept a wink last night because of those noisy buggers in the tent upstairs!'

'I've had no appetite ever since I developed a bleeding ulcer!'

What a lovely night breeze!

Giant sandworm xing.

Campground closed until further notice

"How weird is it?"