Tent Pitching Experts Gifts

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

The Giamatti era

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"There's your problem."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

The rotator cuff fairy.

Ryan Giggs

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

'Your turn to go for water. . .'