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"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

The Giamatti era

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Football Crazy.

"There's your problem."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

The rotator cuff fairy.

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'