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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

The Idea of America.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

The power of the brain

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Do you need a projector for your presentation?" "Sorted, thanks."

"For my dad's birthday, I'm giving him free advice on which tech stocks to buy."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"