Tennis Ball Hoarder Gifts

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"It's the dog."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Big advantage!!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

"Hardscrabble"

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

Rod Laver

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

Wife's head is mounted on hunter's wall.

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'

Toilet Roll Drop

'There's an unauthorized expenditure from petty cash for one million dollars in cat toys!'

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

'Tennis'

"Why am I Sales Person of the Year? I already have a buyer for this tacky trophy!"

Football Time

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'The dollar was down, the yen was up...but Michael Jordan autographed basketballs held steady.'