Sports Gear Hoarder Gifts

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Football addict

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Replica Football Merchandise

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"Guess who caught a foul ball at Fenway ..."

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Forged signed memorabilia.

Rare Print - W.G. Grace bowled for 0

W. G. Grace

Diego Maradona, 1960-2020

Tom Finney

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

Pele 1940-2022

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'They're for a friend.'

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

Today's numbers. . .stocks and bonds were up, but O.J.Simpson memorabilia was down.

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."