Tennis Avoider Pillows

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Good News about winter

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Tennis ball girl.

Cat and mouse.

I love PE.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Multisports

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'