Tennis Avoider Pillows

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Good News about winter

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

Tennis ball girl.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Multisports

"Mam? What's love juice?"

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star