Trap Avoider Pillows

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

Good News about winter

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Product Testing Department

"It's a setup."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Big bumpers.

D.I.Y ladder

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

Danger Signs.

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

"Someplace with no dogs."

'We've got bats.'

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Too posh to wash...

Escaped Fish

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'I hate snakes.'

Money in mousetrap

Virtual priority

'We saw a mouse!'

The Cornucopia Trap