Temptation Dodger Pillows

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Spanx Tells Me No

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."