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"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"How's the diet going?"