Tempo Tamer Gifts

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

To do before Saturday...

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Monday around 9PM.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Happy Tots Day Care.