Tempo Rebel Gifts

"Andante be damned!"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Blues artis's daily list

Jungle Taxi

Joe Henry

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Hipster Police Department

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Let's rock!'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Levon Helm

Kurt Cobain

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Cowpunk

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."