Temperamental Artist Pillows

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Banksy

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

Sore Loser

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Daniel Chester French

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

Sad Eyes Street Art

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

Angel kicked out of heaven, sent to Hell, on basis of 'creative differences.'

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

Mario Caravadossi paints

He had never realized that interpretive dance was a dangerous occupation until he had a heart attack and no one reacted.

Mimes' protesting

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"This is all still just SO disturbing."

'That's what i hate about being a caveman. Everything has to be carved in stone!'

Drunk man thrown out of bar

"Your swing's improving but we still need to work on your grip."

God rolls dice