Temperamental Artist Pillows

Sometimes when I

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Banksy

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Sore Loser

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

The War Against Imagination

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Daniel Chester French

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

The Mime Family Enjoying Their Christmas Presents.

Sad Eyes Street Art

"Oh man, I knew I shouldn't have nibbled those mushrooms."

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

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Angel kicked out of heaven, sent to Hell, on basis of 'creative differences.'

He had never realized that interpretive dance was a dangerous occupation until he had a heart attack and no one reacted.

Mario Caravadossi paints

Mimes' protesting

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"This is all still just SO disturbing."

'That's what i hate about being a caveman. Everything has to be carved in stone!'

Drunk man thrown out of bar

"Your swing's improving but we still need to work on your grip."

God rolls dice