Television Criticism Pillows

'You're right... it is more thought provoking.'

"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."

Down with canned laughter.

'TV program 'House Arrest' starts. Husband moans, 'Oh no! Not another property programme.''

More Vacuous Reality TV S**e

Another cretinous dating show

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Difference of Opinion

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

'What does it say, Dad?'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.