Teletubbies Lover Gifts

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Fight against theft of endangered species

Arturo Sandoval

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'He was only ninety three.'

Turtle Eviction

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

'It was your bright idea to eat out!'