Teletubbies Lover T-Shirts

"Look, we're invited to little cousin Bobby's Teletubbies party."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Bacterial Cultural Center

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

Fight against theft of endangered species

Arturo Sandoval

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'He was only ninety three.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Turtle Eviction

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

See, no monster under your bed

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'It was your bright idea to eat out!'